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Is Sex Work?.....

A Canadian Army N.C.O. was about to start the morning-briefing to all of his staff. While waiting for the coffee-machine to finish its brewing, the N.C.O. decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before, and therefore he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much concerning the act of sex was 'work', and how much of it was pure 'pleasure'?

A Captain chimed in with a 75-25% in favor of 'work'.

A Lieutenant said it was probably about 50-50%.

A Warrant-Officer responded with a 25-75% in favour of 'pleasure', depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the N.C.O. turned to the Newfie Private who was in charge of making the coffee. What was HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young Newfie responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure Sir."

The N.C.O. was a little surprised and, as you might guess, said "And why is that soldier"?

"Well, Sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them Sir".
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