Ahh, the joys of getting older! Just to make you smile a bit
today..


GIRLFRIENDS

A group of 15 year old girlfriends discussed where they
should meet for dinner.
Finally, it was agreed upon that they should meet at the Dairy
Queen next to the
Ocean View restaurant because they only had $6.00 between them
and Jimmy Johnson,
that cute boy in Social Studies, lives on that street and they
might see him and
they can ride their bikes there.

10 years later, the group of 25 year old girlfriends
discussed where they should
meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they should
meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because the beer was cheap, they had free
snacks, the band was good,
there was no cover and there were lots of cute guys.

10 years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they
should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because the cosmos were good, it was right
near the gym and
if they go late enough, there wouldn't be too many whiny little
kids.

10 years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they
should meet for dinner. Finally, it was agreed upon that they
should meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because the martinis were big, and the
waiters there had tight
pants and nice buns.

10 years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they
should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed they should meet
at the Ocean View
restaurant because the food there was reasonable, the wine list
was good, they had
windows that open in case of a hot flash, and fish is good for
your cholesterol.

10 years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they
should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because lighting was good and they have an early
bird special.

10 years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they
should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean
View restaurant because food was not too spicy, the restaurant
was handicapped accessible
and they even had an elevator!

10 years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they
should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean View restaurant
because they had never been there before.

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A funny one, thanks!