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Default Who Can You Trust - Minister, Doctor or Lawyer?

An old man was on his death bed .He wanted badly to take some of his money with him when he passed.He called his priest,doctor and his lawyer to his bedside.Here's $30,000.00 cash to be held by each of you .I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take some of my money with me.

At the funeral each man put an envelope into the coffin. Riding away in a limousine the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed." I put only $20,000.00 into the envelope because I needed $ 10,000.00 for a new baptistery.
Well since we're confiding in each other said the doctor " I had only put $10,000.00 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $ 20,000.00 "

The lawyer was aghast .I'm ashamed of both of you " he exclaimed .I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin , it held my personal check for the full $ 30,000.00 .....
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