A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We haven't missed a game since the Lombardi days, but my wife just died suddenly." The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad he couldn't find a relative or friend to give the ticket to and enjoy the game together. "Oh no, none of them were available" the guy said, "they're all at the funeral right now."

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