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6 Truths of Life:

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

I apologize about this.

I'm an idiot and I needed company ...

Einstein once said 'The definition of insanity is doing

the same thing over and over again and expecting different

results.'
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Old 09-23-2008, 04:00 PM
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My conclusion, based on your post.

If you don't have teeth, you can't be an idiot!

I'm throwing away my toothbrush rightaway!

Think of all the money I'll save on toothpaste!
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Heh heh, I'm smiling!!
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Me too! Actually, I'm laughing out loud!
However, I have a firm belief that Idiots have more fun in life.
Therefore I'm happy to be an Idiot!
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Yeah, people who know how to laugh and play and don't get stuck in eternal seriousness sure do have more fun and enjoy life more!

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Right now my tongue is sandwiched between my teeth!! Ahh the things we do to amuse ourselves. hahaha
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