GRANDMA AND GRANDPA WERE WATCHING A RELIGIOUS HEALING PROGRAM ON TV......
THE EVANGELIST CALLED TO ALL WHO WANTED TO BE HEALED, TO PUT ONE HAND
ON THE TV AND THE OTHER ON THE BODY PART THEY WANTED HEALED...
GRANDMA HOBBLED TO THE TV AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER
ON HER ARTHRITIC HIP..
GRANDPA MADE HIS WAY TO THE SET AND PUT ONE HAND ON THE TV AND THE OTHER
ON HIS CROTCH...
GRANDMA LOOKED AT HIM WITH DISGUST: "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, YOU OLD
COOT.....THE PURPOSE OF THIS PROGRAM IS TO HEAL THE SICK, NOT RAISE THE DEAD."
Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
into bodies, of which they know less,
for diseases of which they know nothing at all.