\r\n \r\n And that\'s when the fight started!!
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\nMy wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
\nShe asked, \'What\'s on TV??\'
\nI said, \'Dust\'
\nAnd then the fight started......\r\n

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\nSaturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
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\nI went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
\nI cuddled up to my wife\'s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, \'The weather out there is terrible.\'
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\nMy loving wife of 10 years replied, \'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that??\'
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\nAnd then the fight started ......\r\n

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\nA woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, \'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.\'
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\nThe husband replies, \'Your eyesight\'s damn near perfect.\'
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\n...and that\'s when the fight started\r\n

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\r\n "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanual Kant~
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\r\n \r\n My wife told me to take her someplace expensive,
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\nSo I took her to the gas station.\r\n

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\r\n Let Food Be Your Medicine And Medicine Be Your Food.(Hippocrates)\r\n

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\r\n \r\n They are all great.\r\n

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\r\n \r\n So glad I started my day with this thread!
\nAll great variations All.!\r\n

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