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Old 09-23-2011, 03:05 PM
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Default A Jewish daughter

A Jewish daughter says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Irv."
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece
When it used to be the size of a nickel."
Her mother says,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion,
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari,
You get $2,000 a week allowance,
You take 6 vacations a year and
You want to throw all that away...
Over 45 cents?"
Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
into bodies, of which they know less,
for diseases of which they know nothing at all.
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