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I just received my tax return for 2011 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: "list all dependent?"

I replied "12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps; 2 million people in over 243 prisons; half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

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