1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don�t notice if you call them by another dog�s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog�s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they�re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you�re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, �If I died, would you get another dog??�

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don�t get mad. They just think it�s interesting..

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won�t take half of your stuff.

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"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanual Kant~

Hahahaha! I can't stop laughing at this... (facebook shared)

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I'd rather meander for the prevention than race for the cure.

.........................on the other hand.

Why Some Women Have Dogs Instead of Husbands


Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important
thing is that you're together.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.


The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the really worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what "no" means.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

Dogs don't correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs take care of their own needs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

.........and last but not least,

dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Oh my gosh.. that's funny right there!! They're both so good!

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Good follow-through Liverock!

haha Love it Loverock!