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Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy. Great Dames for sale. Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities. Stock up and save. Limit: one. For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. Man, honest. Will take anything. UsedCars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
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