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Old 03-08-2009, 05:22 AM
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Any good quit smoking jokes? Please share. I don't know any.
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Old 03-08-2009, 04:08 PM
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I would quit, but no one likes a quitter.
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LOL! Too funny, I just quit two weeks ago and I relate!


heres one for you....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUe5DjEAjis
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I stopped one week ago, yesterday is the hardest.
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Yeah it is. It was hard getting back around friends that smoke. I just did it and it's great when you have a supportive group. It's hard as shit but I still think cigars and pipes are acceptable on special occasions
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Congratulations Kevin and DO for quitting the smokes!

I quit over 25 years ago, and it was definitely a smart move! It took several tries, smoked 1-1 1/2 packs of Marlboro Reds per day for around 15 years.

When you're ready, you'll stop, and not miss them. What helped for me was substituting something healthy instead, like aerobics and jogging. Wouldn't go back to smoking now if you paid me!

Can't think of any cool jokes, but if I do, I'll post them. Keep up the good work, you won't regret it, it's ALL GOOOD!!!
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Thanks, kind2creatures! It's the 8th day...I feel great. As soon as I stopped smoking, I started a very healthy life - Running daily, always using steps instead of elevators, no late sleep any more.
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Thanks, kind2creatures! It's the 8th day...I feel great. As soon as I stopped smoking, I started a very healthy life - Running daily, always using steps instead of elevators, no late sleep any more.
Kevin, I'm really happy for you, and I KNOW you feel great! Keep on keepin' on, good for you! And post if you start to stumble...it's easy to right yourself again!
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