Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Scientest
Modern medicine does not try to cure you because if they did they would lose you as a customer. So they just treat your symptoms and not the root cause of your problem that way they can continue to make money off of you until your dying day.
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THE HIPPOCRITIC OATH
I swear under penalty of perjury to the Supreme Provider and to the National Practitioner Data Bank, and all other existing databases, to keep the following oath:
That I will be loyal to the profession of medicine by never healing anyone, but instead will give only allopathic band-aids that cover up symptoms;
That I will care for my patients only as deemed medically necessary by the patient’s insurance company, and that I will process his insurance the same as anyone else, as to waive his coinsurance would be the worst and most heinous health care fraud;
That if ordered by the Commander in Chief under the Model State Health Emergency Powers Act, I shall accompany police into the homes of God’s people, and inject them with any concoction the Commander (although practicing medicine without a license) shall order (even if I know that such contains microchips or viruses that have emerged from my Commander’s laboratories);
That should the State wish to confiscate my patient’s property; I shall declare it “contaminated”;
That I will prescribe a regimen for the good of my patients, not according to my ability and judgment, but by the prescribed clinical pathways using only drugs covered by the patient’s insurance;
That I will not admit a patient to the hospital without pre-certification of admission;
That I will not up code, and will keep the medical record free of any admissions of medical mistakes;
That I will hasten the patient’s demise should any complications develop, since patient’s family will recover smaller damages if the patient is dead than if the patient is maimed for life;
That I will act as an Agent of the State, administering biological warfare agents as per US Code, Title 50, Chapter 32, � 1520 and 1524; even though doing so without the patient’s consent is a violation of the Nuremberg Code;
That whatsoever I shall see or hear of the lives of men and women that should not be spoken, I will report to the State;
That whatever parent should decide not to inoculate their child with disease, I shall immediately report to the SS (Social Services) so that child can be immediately abducted from his home;
That whatever child in my care should be sexually assaulted, I shall not document if the State says that the perpetrator is “immune”;
That I shall not teach my patients about techniques of detoxification, since to do so would make them aware that all of the allopathic band-aids are toxic;
That should research paid for by the Medical-Military-Industrial complex not reveal the expected results, I will use statistics to twist the data; and should I discover my superiors are doing such, I shall hide such to protect the institution;
If I keep this oath faithfully, may I always have a Mercedes in my driveway; but if I swerve from it or violate it, may the appropriate authorities discipline me, have my privileges irrevocably extinguished for all eternity, or order psychiatric treatment.