Post Office job
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer
asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough
points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00
am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on
starting at 10:00 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to
4:00 pm, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"
"This is a government job," the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our
balls. No point in you coming in for that."
Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
into bodies, of which they know less,
for diseases of which they know nothing at all.