\r\n \r\n Two brothers, also doctors, one a Psychiatrist and one a Proctologist,
\nopened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
\n
\nDr\'s. Smith & Smith: Hysterics and Posteriors
\n
\nThe town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
\nit to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
\n
\nThis was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
\ncouncil, they changed the sign to: Catatonics and High Colonics. No go.
\n
\nNext, they tried: Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives Thumbs down
\nagain.
\n
\nThen came: Lost Minds and Behinds. Still no good.
\n
\nAnother attempt resulted in: Lost Souls and Butt Holes. Unacceptable
\nagain!
\n
\nNot a chance.
\n
\nNuts and Butts? No way.
\n
\nFreaks and Cheeks? Still no go.
\n
\nLoons and Moons? Forget it.
\n
\nAt their wit\'s end, the doctors finally came up with: Drs. Smith &
\nSmith, Odds and Ends.
\n
\nEveryone loved it.\r\n

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\r\n Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
\ninto bodies, of which they know less,
\nfor diseases of which they know nothing at all.
\nVoltaire\r\n

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