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At the crowded to capacity stadium [UK at Lexington, Ky. in this case] a fan was strolling down one of the
aisles, & spotted an old lady in her 70's w/an empty seat beside her. Being curious, the fan asked her
about it being empty. She replied, " My husband & I are great fans & I bought these 2 seats many months ago.
But my husband died." The man asks her, "Why not ask a relative to use it?"
She replied, "Nope, cause they're all at the funeral home."
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