A young wife whispers in her husbands ear, "I want you to whisper dirty things to me."
He leans over & hugs her & whispers, "kitchen, bathroom, bedroom...."

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May you always have..Love to Share, Health to Spare, and Friends that Care!

And that's when the fight started!!


My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV??'
I said, 'Dust'
And then the fight started......

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The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease
~Voltaire~

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that??'

And then the fight started ......

A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'


The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

...and that's when the fight started

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"We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanual Kant~

NatMedTalk and Beyond

My wife told me to take her someplace expensive,

So I took her to the gas station.

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Let Food Be Your Medicine And Medicine Be Your Food.(Hippocrates)

They are all great.

So glad I started my day with this thread!
All great variations All.!