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Old 08-25-2011, 10:19 PM
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Our Yearly Dementia Test-- only 4 questions
Our Yearly Dementia Test
It's that time of year for us to take our annual senior citizen test.
Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If you don't use it, you lose it!
Below is a very private way to gauge how your memory compares to the last test. Some may think it is too easy but the ones with memory problems may have difficulty.Take the test presented here to determine if you're losing it or not..
The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you've made your answer. OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.



1. What do you put in a toaster?













Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now and do something else..
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.









2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?













Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World.
However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.







3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?









Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.







4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to
Milford Haven in Wales.In London, 17 people get on the bus.
In Reading, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Swindon, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Cardiff, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Swansea, 3 people get off and 5 people get on..
In Carmathen, 6 people get off and 3 get on.
You then arrive at Milford Haven..





Without scrolling back to review, how old is the bus driver?




Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own age?
It was YOU driving the bus!!
If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!!
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Old 08-25-2011, 10:28 PM
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Thats a good test, Mad Scientest, and I did well, but ask me what I did yesterday and I can't remember
I like to do computer games whenever I can, eg, search and find, solitare, and mahjong to try and keep my brain active.
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...I did answer milk for what cows drink, maybe the babies?
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I did answer bread for the first one, but for the others ---- oh well.
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...I did answer milk for what cows drink, maybe the babies?
of course cows drink milk the first year of life.. Beef cattle too. Most beef cattle don't get to live over 2 years... so half of their life is drinking milk.

This is a bone head question and assumes you know nothing about animals. Certainly the guy who made up the test has mental deficit.
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Got #2 and #4 wrong LOL

Oh well, that was fun & a good laugh since I'm typically brain dead after 9pm and this just proves it. Especially feel silly for repeating several times, 'how old is the driver?' before the went on.
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