Sayings
~ A day without sunshine is like...night.
~ 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
~ Remember, half the people you know are below average.
~ He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
~ Support bacteria. They're the only culture most people have.
~ A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
~ Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
~ If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
~ How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
~ OK, so what's the speed of dark?
~ When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
~ Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
~ How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
~ What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
~ Why do psychics have to ask you your name?
~ Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'
~ Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
~ Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
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