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Old 07-01-2010, 01:11 PM
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Default Doctors office

Two brothers, also doctors, one a Psychiatrist and one a Proctologist,
opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:

Dr's. Smith & Smith: Hysterics and Posteriors

The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council, they changed the sign to: Catatonics and High Colonics. No go.

Next, they tried: Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives Thumbs down

Then came: Lost Minds and Behinds. Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in: Lost Souls and Butt Holes. Unacceptable

Not a chance.

Nuts and Butts? No way.

Freaks and Cheeks? Still no go.

Loons and Moons? Forget it.

At their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: Drs. Smith &
Smith, Odds and Ends.

Everyone loved it.
Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
into bodies, of which they know less,
for diseases of which they know nothing at all.
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