Two brothers, also doctors, one a Psychiatrist and one a Proctologist,
opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading:
Dr's. Smith & Smith: Hysterics and Posteriors
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed
it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council, they changed the sign to: Catatonics and High Colonics. No go.
Next, they tried: Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives Thumbs down
Then came: Lost Minds and Behinds. Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in: Lost Souls and Butt Holes. Unacceptable
Not a chance.
Nuts and Butts? No way.
Freaks and Cheeks? Still no go.
Loons and Moons? Forget it.
At their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: Drs. Smith &
Smith, Odds and Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Doctors give drugs of which they know little,
into bodies, of which they know less,
for diseases of which they know nothing at all.