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\r\n \r\n �\r\n #2 �\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n 03-31-2012, 02:56 PM\r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- user info -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n mommysunshine\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n Enlightener \r\n \r\n \r\n � \r\n\r\n \r\n Join Date: Oct 2010 \r\n Location: Sunny, tropical, CA. \r\n \r\n \r\n Posts: 929\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / user info -' + '->\r\n

\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n Hmmmm......very interesting and thought provoking. Brain exercise. I got a laugh out of a couple of those. Thanks!\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / message -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n

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\r\n \r\n �\r\n #3 �\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n 03-31-2012, 03:02 PM\r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- user info -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n kind2creatures\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n Mod \r\n \r\n \r\n � \r\n\r\n \r\n Join Date: Apr 2009 \r\n Location: USA \r\n \r\n \r\n Posts: 4,366\r\n \r\n Blog Entries: 34 \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / user info -' + '->\r\n

\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n I don\'t know why. \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / message -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- sig -' + '->\r\n \r\n __________________ \r\n "We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals." ~Immanual Kant~ \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n

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\r\n \r\n �\r\n #4 �\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n 03-31-2012, 03:23 PM\r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- user info -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n ozzie\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n Enlightener \r\n \r\n \r\n � \r\n\r\n \r\n Join Date: Jul 2011 \r\n Location: australia \r\n \r\n \r\n Posts: 616\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / user info -' + '->\r\n

\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n Good questions, wish I knew the answers\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / message -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n

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\r\n \r\n �\r\n #5 �\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n 04-01-2012, 07:54 AM\r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- user info -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n liverock\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n Lecturer \r\n \r\n \r\n � \r\n\r\n \r\n Join Date: Jul 2008 \r\n Location: Out of sight \r\n \r\n \r\n Posts: 1,131\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / user info -' + '->\r\n

\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n Just a few answers. \n \n \r\n Quote: \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by Mad Scientest\r\n \r\n \r\n Why do you have to \'put your two cents in\'... but it\'s only a \'penny for your thoughts\'? Where\'s that extra penny going? \n \nFederal Tax \n \nWhy does a round pizza come in a square box? \n \nBecause people who make pizza are graduates with college degrees and consider themselves to be in work were they are "round pegs in square holes." \n \nWhat disease did cured ham actually have? \n \nHow can it be cured when it just gave me a bout of E coli? \n \nIf a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? \n \nNo, a shouting match. \n \nWhy do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? \n \nIt gives them a feeling they are "going up in the world" \n \nWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? \n \nTo test the smoke detector is working. \n \nIf Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? \n \nBecause Jimmy wrote the song himself. \n \nIf the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can\'t he fix the hole in a boat? \n \nBecause he is a (coco)nut case. \n \nDid you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? \n \nMaybe you have bad breath. \n \nWhy, Why, Why \ndo we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? \n \nBecause you are mad at not buying those spare batteries when your wife told you to. \n \nWhy do banks charge a fee on \'insufficient funds\' when they know there is not enough money? \n \nYou just dont get it. First law of banking. When you run out of money they charge you. \n \nSecond law of banking. When they run out of money you bail them out. Got it now? \n \nWhy is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? \n \nYou mean you prefer to get out of the bath dyed green? \n \nIs there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? \n \nChristmas Day. \n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / message -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n

\r\n\r\n\r\n<!-' + '- post 197924 popup menu -' + '->\r\n\r\n<!-' + '- / post 197924 popup menu -' + '->\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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\r\n \r\n �\r\n #6 �\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n 04-01-2012, 05:45 PM\r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- user info -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n Mad Scientest\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n Lecturer \r\n \r\n \r\n � \r\n\r\n \r\n Join Date: Apr 2006 \r\n Location: Illinois \r\n \r\n \r\n Posts: 1,857\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / user info -' + '->\r\n

\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n Quote: \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n Originally Posted by liverock\r\n \r\n \r\n Just a few answers. \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / message -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n

\r\n\r\n\r\n<!-' + '- post 197946 popup menu -' + '->\r\n\r\n<!-' + '- / post 197946 popup menu -' + '->\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- this is not the last post shown on the page -' + '->\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n

\r\n \r\n �\r\n #7 �\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n 04-01-2012, 09:45 AM\r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- user info -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n kind2creatures\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n Mod \r\n \r\n \r\n � \r\n\r\n \r\n Join Date: Apr 2009 \r\n Location: USA \r\n \r\n \r\n Posts: 4,366\r\n \r\n Blog Entries: 34 \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / user info -' + '->\r\n

\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n Some good ones there liverock! \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / message -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n

\r\n\r\n\r\n<!-' + '- post 197927 popup menu -' + '->\r\n\r\n<!-' + '- / post 197927 popup menu -' + '->\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- this is not the last post shown on the page -' + '->\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n

\r\n \r\n �\r\n #8 �\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n 04-04-2012, 07:43 PM\r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- user info -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n Cookie\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n Moderator \r\n \r\n \r\n � \r\n\r\n \r\n Join Date: Mar 2009 \r\n Location: JerSea \r\n \r\n \r\n Posts: 1,731\r\n \r\n Blog Entries: 14 \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / user info -' + '->\r\n

\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n Makes you go hmmmm... yahh... \n \nEspecially liked; \nIf the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can\'t he fix the hole in a boat? \n \nWhy, Why, Why \ndo we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? \n \nHow do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / message -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- sig -' + '->\r\n \r\n __________________ \r\n The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease ~Voltaire~ \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n

\r\n\r\n\r\n<!-' + '- post 198103 popup menu -' + '->\r\n\r\n<!-' + '- / post 198103 popup menu -' + '->\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n

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\r\n \r\n �\r\n #9 �\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n 04-05-2012, 04:39 PM\r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / status icon and date -' + '->\r\n \r\n

\r\n <!-' + '- user info -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n Samia\r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n Explorer \r\n \r\n \r\n � \r\n\r\n \r\n Join Date: Dec 2011 \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n Posts: 64\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / user info -' + '->\r\n

\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n\r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / icon and title -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n The 2 Laws of Banking - hilarious and painfully accurate.\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / message -' + '->\r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n\r\n \r\n <!-' + '- controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n \r\n <!-' + '- / controls -' + '->\r\n \r\n\r\n <!-' + '- message, attachments, sig -' + '->\r\n\r\n

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