Bull medicine
I recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd
but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to
suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come
have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a little young,
so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
Holy crap. The bull started to service the cows within two days. All of my cows!
He even broke through the fence and bred all my neighbor's cows! He's been
breeding just about everything in sight. He's like a machine!"
I don't know what in the heck was in the pills the Vet gave him, but they kinda
taste like peppermint.
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