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Little Pete always tries to be honest as his parents taught him to be.
So when his teacher asks the class "what is their favorite animal" at his turn he says, "Fried chicken."
The kids all laugh...Teacher replies, "That isn't funny!" and sends Pete to the principal's office.
Pete explained how his parents said to always be honest & he had been. The Principal laughed & told him
"okay but don't do it again." The next day the teacher asked the children,
"What is your favorite LIVE animal & why?"
Pete's reply was, "Chicken...because it can be made into Fried Chicken." Kids laughed but teacher wasn't happy.
Pete's confused since he was only being honest but his teacher didn't seem to like that.
Once again Pete's sent to visit the principal who once again chuckles but tells him not to do it again.
2 days later the teacher asks the kids, "Who is you most favorite person?"
Pete calls out, "Colonel Sanders!"
Yep, guess where Pete is now?
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